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The best comedian.

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thedailywhat:

Site Relaunch of the Day: Mitch Hedberg’s widow, comedienne Lynn Shawcroft, has just relaunched the legendary stand-up comic’s official website after loading it with never-before-seen notebook excerpts and other exclusive content.

In the intro, Lynn writes:

Welcome to the new Mitch Hedberg website. Mitch wrote great jokes. His unique, human and gifted approach to stand up comedy continues to inspire other artists daily. His comedy attracts new fans and chances are someone, somewhere is laughing at one of his thoughts at this very moment.

RIP.

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betzine:

I love you, Mitch Hedburg

betzine:

I love you, Mitch Hedburg

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peterwknox:

Trying to Know Mitch Hedberg | Splitsider
a nice story by Mike Birbiglia, excerpted from his new book.

peterwknox:

Trying to Know Mitch Hedberg | Splitsider

a nice story by Mike Birbiglia, excerpted from his new book.

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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a turtleneck and a backpack is like having a midget trying to bring you down….

Mitch Hedberg

If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Mitch

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it.

Mitch Hedberg
Yup. I see it.

Yup. I see it.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said “No, but I want a regular banana later, so … yeah”.

Mitch Hedberg